This one takes the cake.
Jersey: why do you dig yourself into this hole?
"Bubbies" (breasts for those not familiar with the Jersey dialect).
"Strip clubs and car washes" (yes, the two go hand in hand).
Theresa's daughter: clearly uncomfortable in her wildly inappropriate daisy duke shorts and bright red lipstick. Watching her defend herself against her peers, "My mom did it!"
Paying for your furniture with $120,000 cash.
Tables thrown, glass shattering. It's going to be a good season.
It should also be noted: sisters married to brothers.
Let's complete the thought with:
"It's important to keep yourself together as a wife. You don't want to let yourself go and become a- mother."