11 Things You Believed as a Child

1. All Cats Were Female and All Dogs Were Male
2. Stuffed Animals Came to Life When You Weren’t Looking
3. Your Face Would Freeze That Way
4. You Were Going to be a Famous Athlete/Celebrity/President
5. That Was Actually Mickey Mouse You Met at Disneyland
6. If You Couldn’t See It, It Didn’t Exist
7. Before the 1950s, The World Was in Black and White
8. Swallow a Watermelon Seed, and a Watermelon Would Grow in Your Stomach
9. Blankets Served as an Impenetrable Barrier From Monsters
10. Wearing Superman Pajamas Made You As Powerful As Superman
11. If you were bad, you’d actually get coal in your stocking
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...and chocolate milk comes from brown cows of course!